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Pipe Dreams Hamburger Grinder
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Experience Snapshot
What to Expect
A three-piece grinder that looks like a stacked burger: bun lid, patty middle, bun base. About 2.1 inches across with chambers for grinding, holding ground flower and catching kief.
Best for
- Gifts and conversation pieces
- Coffee-table setups
- Everyday grinding in a small format
Not ideal for
- Heavy-duty daily grinding
- Large batches
- Minimalist aesthetics
Effects vary by person. Not evaluated for medical use.
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Description
The Pipe Dreams Hamburger Grinder is a novelty three-piece grinder shaped like a cheeseburger, from the Brooklyn-based accessories brand founded by podcaster Tracie Egan Morrissey. It measures about 2.1 inches in diameter and separates into a grinding chamber, a storage chamber and a kief catch beneath. It grinds like a standard small grinder and sits on a shelf like a toy, which is the point: Pipe Dreams designs pieces for people who want their accessories to look as good as they work. A fun, giftable pick for anyone who already owns a serious grinder and wants a second one with personality.
- Format: 3-piece grinder
- Diameter: About 2.1 inches
- Chambers: Grinding, storage, kief catch
- Brand: Pipe Dreams, Brooklyn, NY
Keep a small stiff brush with it and sweep the kief screen every few uses; small novelty grinders clog faster than full-size ones and lose their bite when the teeth gum up.
FAQ
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It works as a real grinder. The three pieces separate into a toothed grinding chamber, a storage chamber for ground flower and a bottom catch for kief, the same layout as a standard three-piece grinder.
Roughly 2.1 inches in diameter, which is a compact pocket size. It handles a bowl or a joint's worth at a time rather than a full eighth.
Pipe Dreams has not published the material on its site, and it has not been confirmed elsewhere. Handle it as a novelty grinder: avoid soaking it in strong solvents and clean it with a brush and warm water.
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